So there has been some shit things going on here in The Netherlands.
Two boys from 7 and 8 has been missing for like 2 weeks, their dad took them for a ‘holiday’ that’s what he told his ex-wife.
He killed the boys and he killed himself! 2 weeks long almost every dutch person was on the point of their seat to know where the boys were.
May 19th, 14:30 The two boys where found… Death!
I feel so so sorry for the mum like she is breaking done and I don’t know.
I really don’t understand why these things are so normal in this world, it’s making me sick!
- *about to get murdered*
- murderer: any last words
- me: imagine how is touch the sky
- *escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
- me: hey mum, lets say you die.
- mum: ok
- me: if you could get buried with one thing in the enitre world what would it be?
- mum: you
- mum: If I'm going down I'm taking you with me
- Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
- Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
- Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
- Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
- Me: Certainly. And your name is?
- Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
- Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
- Customer: Yes.
- Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
- Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
- Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
actual picture of actual one direction fans
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect