chocolatecookieslove:

So there has been some shit things going on here in The Netherlands.

Two boys from 7 and 8 has been missing for like 2 weeks, their dad took them for a ‘holiday’ that’s what he told his ex-wife.
He killed the boys and he killed himself! 2 weeks long almost every dutch person was on the point of their seat to know where the boys were.

May 19th, 14:30 The two boys where found… Death!
I feel so so sorry for the mum like she is breaking done and I don’t know.
I really don’t understand why these things are so normal in this world, it’s making me sick! 

• *about to get murdered*
• murderer: any last words
• me: imagine how is touch the sky
• murderer:
• me:
• *escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*

• me: hey mum, lets say you die.
• mum: ok
• me: if you could get buried with one thing in the enitre world what would it be?
• mum:
• mum: you
• mum: If I'm going down I'm taking you with me

• Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
• Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
• Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
• Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
• Me: Certainly. And your name is?
• Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
• Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
• Customer: Yes.
• Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
• Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
• Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect